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Goat Simulator

Platform: Steam


Genre: Casual/Indie/Simulation
Release date: April 1st, 2014
Developer: Coffee Stain Studios
Publisher: Coffee Stain Publishing

List of achievements:

Unlocked July 17th, 2026 at 00:39
5pts.

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.

Unlocked July 16th, 2026 at 16:35
5pts.

I am Bread

Are you bread?

Unlocked July 29th, 2026 at 21:08
5pts.

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game

Unlocked July 16th, 2026 at 19:19
5pts.

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!

Unlocked July 16th, 2026 at 22:46
5pts.

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee

Unlocked July 16th, 2026 at 23:05
5pts.

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again

Unlocked July 16th, 2026 at 20:00
5pts.

Jörgen

Jörgen.

Unlocked July 16th, 2026 at 22:54
5pts.

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?

Unlocked July 16th, 2026 at 19:48
5pts.

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator

Unlocked July 16th, 2026 at 19:49
5pts.

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator

Unlocked July 16th, 2026 at 19:07
5pts.

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples

Unlocked July 16th, 2026 at 22:59
5pts.

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level

Unlocked July 16th, 2026 at 19:19
5pts.

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.

Unlocked July 16th, 2026 at 15:45
5pts.

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat

Unlocked July 16th, 2026 at 18:51
5pts.

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back

Unlocked July 16th, 2026 at 18:23
5pts.

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

Unlocked July 16th, 2026 at 18:53
5pts.

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.

Unlocked July 16th, 2026 at 18:30
5pts.

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one

Unlocked July 16th, 2026 at 18:34
5pts.

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec

Unlocked July 16th, 2026 at 16:07
5pts.

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles

Unlocked July 16th, 2026 at 17:34
5pts.

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator

Unlocked July 16th, 2026 at 18:11
5pts.

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats

Unlocked July 16th, 2026 at 18:00
5pts.

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course

Unlocked July 16th, 2026 at 17:46
5pts.

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks

Unlocked July 16th, 2026 at 17:48
5pts.

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush

Unlocked July 16th, 2026 at 17:56
5pts.

Don't Panic

srsly

Unlocked July 16th, 2026 at 16:06
5pts.

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck

Unlocked July 16th, 2026 at 15:33
5pts.

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert

Unlocked June 6th, 2014 at 21:25
5pts.

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert

Unlocked July 16th, 2026 at 18:47
5pts.

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind

Unlocked June 15th, 2026 at 09:03
5pts.

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest

Unlocked July 16th, 2026 at 16:34
5pts.

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue

Unlocked July 16th, 2026 at 17:50
5pts.

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time

Unlocked June 6th, 2014 at 21:08
5pts.

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time

Unlocked July 16th, 2026 at 16:47
5pts.

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car

Unlocked July 16th, 2026 at 15:48
5pts.

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person

Unlocked July 16th, 2026 at 16:31
5pts.

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.

Unlocked July 16th, 2026 at 15:01
5pts.

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.

Unlocked July 16th, 2026 at 16:44
5pts.

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.

Unlocked December 28th, 2015 at 21:29
5pts.

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville

Unlocked June 15th, 2026 at 08:59
5pts.

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville

Unlocked April 1st, 2014 at 21:00
5pts.

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville

Unlocked December 28th, 2015 at 21:26
5pts.

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!

Unlocked July 16th, 2026 at 16:23
5pts.

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!

Unlocked April 1st, 2014 at 20:17
5pts.

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!

Unlocked July 16th, 2026 at 16:49
5pts.

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!

Unlocked April 2nd, 2014 at 22:02
5pts.

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!

Unlocked December 28th, 2015 at 21:34
5pts.

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.

Unlocked July 16th, 2026 at 16:29
5pts.

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.

Unlocked April 1st, 2014 at 21:07
5pts.

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.

Unlocked July 16th, 2026 at 18:02
5pts.

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.

Unlocked December 28th, 2015 at 21:37
5pts.

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.

Unlocked July 16th, 2026 at 16:54
5pts.

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.

Unlocked December 28th, 2015 at 21:22
5pts.

Angel Goat

Do no evil.

Unlocked July 16th, 2026 at 14:39
5pts.

Angel Goat

Do no evil.

Unlocked April 1st, 2014 at 19:33
5pts.

Angel Goat

Do no evil.

Unlocked December 28th, 2015 at 21:30
5pts.

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.

Unlocked June 15th, 2026 at 09:12
5pts.

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.

Unlocked April 1st, 2014 at 20:30
5pts.

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.

Unlocked July 16th, 2026 at 15:05
5pts.

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge

Unlocked April 1st, 2014 at 20:20
5pts.

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge

Unlocked July 16th, 2026 at 16:33
5pts.

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.

Unlocked December 28th, 2015 at 21:29
5pts.

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.

Unlocked June 15th, 2026 at 08:59
5pts.

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.

Unlocked April 1st, 2014 at 20:59
5pts.

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.

Unlocked June 15th, 2026 at 09:03
5pts.

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue

Unlocked April 1st, 2014 at 20:04
5pts.

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue

Unlocked July 16th, 2026 at 16:46
5pts.

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue

Unlocked April 1st, 2014 at 19:59
5pts.

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue

Unlocked June 15th, 2026 at 09:10
5pts.

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.

Unlocked May 7th, 2014 at 16:02
5pts.

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator

BFF

Lick a friend

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.

Total: 355pts.